This year I have resolved...

Disclaimer : If any part of this text bears resemblance to any post by any of you or your split personalities (read... fake profiles) then I am no to be blamed (you could try my brother though).

So, this year I have resolved :

1. To make resolutions at the beginning of the next.

2. Not to make stupid resolutions like :

a. I am going to be a better human. (Because for that I might have to qualify as a human first)

b. Study more (and then laugh at the resolution)

c. Eat more vegetables ( cause I'll have to eat more non-veg to get a balanced diet)

d. Drink more water

3. To never exceed twice the speed limit on any road.

4. To not make fun of people who have less hair on their heads. (Don't worry I'll think of something else to make fun of each of you)

5. Cut down on the amount of time I spend watching porn.

6. Spend more than half of the months money before the start of the month.

7. Stop that tummy (which has grown an inch more than normal) because I still don't have thee Rs. 14 Lakhs I need for that R1. (I actually have Rs.14 saved towards it)

8. Not to develop a further taste in art and music. (Cause you can't eat either of them anyways)

9. To try some Rum.

10. To live life as a non-smoker as I am.

11. To attend at least 2 morning classes in a fortnight.

12. To reach the class before half of it is over.

13. To place the mirror in my hostel room such that I pass by it once a day and get reminded to shave.

14. To get a date for Feb 14th.

15. To cut down on telling lies. (Of various colours)
So, I can still tell those black and white lies.

16. To arrange the closet in hostel so that I don't require two friends to standby when I open it. (They catch everything falling from it)

17. To become less of a voyeur.

18. To write longer and more meaningful stuff.