1. If soup was considered as a unit ( meaning the chunks of vegetables and broth together as one dish) do you drink it or eat it? (please don't tell me you ingest it).
2. If his name is Khan, then what is his surname?
3. There is this bike called the Bajaj Pulsar(very good one, no doubts about that), when it came out the tagline was " Definitely Male". So all the people who have been riding pulsars have been "riding a man". I know the long arms of the law cannot touch or rather molest you, but still!!
4. If "clothes make half the man" and you wear a Raymond's (for the complete man) suit then are you "one and a half man"? I wonder which parts of a man the "half man" would have.
5. Why did they do away with the suspenders in pants?
6. Would ingesting Pepsi/Coke and Mentos simultaneously kill me?
7. If all lawyers go to hell what happens when a couple in heaven wants to get divorced?
please put in your answers
1) You better stop having soup,if it confuses you so much. After all what is confusing for the mind will be confusing for the body
ReplyDelete2)Khan. You are talking about Khan Abdul Ghaffar Khan right?
3) Would open up (pun intended) a lot of interesting possibilities as a guy on a pulsar would set many a female pulse racing
4) Clothes make half a man since they cover half of your body. So to be a complete man, you need to wear nothing. As for Raymond, since their prices are so obscenely high, one would rather stay naked. Hence you get your "complete man".
5) Dropping your pants (in front of a single member of the opposite sex in a relatively confined space) is a hotter alternative these days. So no need for any more suspended animation...
6) I would love to see you try...After all it's nothing to lose and everything to gain for us
7) They wouldn't get a place in Heaven in the first place as no goody-goody two shoes ( as in the heavenly type) couples talk about divorce (at least in the age of pre-nups) even if the tiger spends most of his time in the woods...
Could u please stop throwing these PJ's around......this even surpasses some of those Facebook quizzes....a lot better is expected from u......
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