Banned

As the title of this note would make it clear I am not too good at naming stuff. Anyways, the government, more accurately the High Court at Calcutta decided, to ban public transportation older than 15 years on an assumption that they are more polluting. I would like the following things to be banned:-

1. TV channels like CTVN( a local channel in kolkata which has interviews with astrologers through the day), aastha etc. etc..

2.Teachers like some in our college, who make the learning process so drab and dreary.

3.The cooks in our hostels.

4.Silly fees in college like the Rs.2 deposit we have to make to get our new ID cards.

5.Newspapers which carry less news and more ads about inner-wear, sexologists and power capsules for males(sometimes females too).

6.Front quarter page ads on newspapers, especially the ones about Emergency Contraceptive Pills.

7.slow moving vehicles like the 60-100cc scooterettes (Scooty for you).

8. Drivers who have a license only because they had enough money to pay for it.

9.Reality shows like Rakhi ka Syawambhar(don't think I got the name right).

10.devices of deception like fake chinese electronics, padded bras etc. which only give a superficial effect.

I will expand this list..please leave suggestions.