How to not get burned!

Shit Happens!! Happens all the time. Like wasting an entire day for a stupid driving test, only to find the camera is defunct.

But in NIT Durgapur and other allied national level engineering colleges, shit can happen in N no. of ways(that is an engineer's way of saying that it can happen in infinite no. of ways). Here are enumerated a few ways in which you can make shit happen in NIT Durgapur:

1.Start responding in class like a good student.. then the teacher starts expecting from you and when you decide you have had enough of studying... you are done.

2.You don't go to class thinking it is raining too much.. turns out you were the only one.. you end up getting an extra assignment.

3.You go to class thinking it is a bright sunny day...unfortunately the teacher thought the same and didn wake up.

4.You drink water from the aquaguard only to discover that the filter is in the dustbin..

5.You prepare to wash your clothes and find the water is too dirty to wash your hands. You end up wearing the same clothes and the rest for 2-3 days.

6.Some asshole doesn't return plates in the mess and you pay the fine.

7.You don't get your new ID card, cause you don't know where to pay the Rs.2 fee.

8.You go to take a bath apply the shampoo, open the taps only to find they have run dry. You are left waiting 2 hrs in there.

9.Before the exam the teacher tells everything is cool and you will pass even if you get 5. Turns out 1/3 of the batch fails the paper.

10.The junior thinks it is fun to make a prank call to the "National Toll Free Ragging Help Line", not only you get suspended your scholarship also gets taken away.

11.You cant use net cause some rodents have gnawed through thousands of worth of optical fiber cables.

12.You can't drink water cause someone stole a bloody valve.

add to these..